Rudy McTrumpsky Uses Magic Wand to Make Missing Houses Reappear After Flash Floods

Residents of a small town were left scratching their heads in disbelief when local businessman Rudy McTrumpsky claimed to have used a magic wand to make missing houses reappear after a devastating flash flood. The self-proclaimed wizard, who bears a striking resemblance to a certain former president, delighted onlookers with his theatrical performance, complete with a cape and top hat.

McTrumpsky's grand entrance onto the scene was met with a mix of amusement and skepticism, as he waved his wand in the air and chanted incantations that sounded suspiciously like gibberish. Despite the lack of any actual magical powers, the entrepreneur managed to convince a small crowd that he was single-handedly responsible for the miraculous reappearance of the missing homes.

As news of McTrumpsky's supposed magical abilities spread, social media was flooded with memes and jokes poking fun at the absurdity of the situation. Some users even suggested that perhaps the missing houses had simply been hidden behind a particularly large shrub, rather than transported to another dimension and brought back by a man in a top hat.

When questioned about his newfound fame as a wizard, McTrumpsky simply shrugged and attributed his success to "the power of positive thinking and a good marketing strategy." Whether or not his magic wand actually has any real powers remains to be seen, but one thing is for sure - Rudy McTrumpsky has certainly made a splash in the world of amateur magic.